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Asshat SEOs Email and Form Spamming

September 20th, 2009

I find myself get lots of what can only be described as asshole SEO’s who are basically preying on the the uneducated. A lot of them come from webforms also.

Here is one of many examples:

Name: BeckyJack
Country:USA
becky2622@gmail.com
Message:We would like to get your website on first page of Google.All of our processes use the most ethical “white hat” Search Engine Optimization techniques that will not get your website banned or penalized.Please reply and I would be happy to send you a proposal.In order for us to respond to your request for information, please include your company’s website address (mandatory) and or phone number.

The main reason why they are retarded is that they can’t even write the spider to insert the name of the website they are posting the form too. So I would have to write back with my “mandatory” website address.

Words fail me!

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Wordpress Failing as Real CMS?

July 16th, 2008

Until wordpress can sort out the way they deal with categories they will never be able to handle the sort of sites people really need. The way categories are handled is fine if you only have a few. But if you have a need for multiple and several depths of categories, for example Countries > Counties > Towns without the system dying in the process they just don’t cut it!

There are two main problems, the first is the front end. When, as I did the other week write a little script to import UK counties and towns (about 2700 nested in various numbers) it nearly croaked my dev box, as it tries to display all of the categories. Now before you jump in my face saying write a “show only child plugin”, I started that, but then came the second round of pain.

That pain came in the form the way the categories and posts are handled in the admin. That’s right, when editing a post or getting someone to add articles for you based on your hierarchy the system tries to nest them all, in those little tick boxes, see below.

Now this system, unlike the front end didn’t nearly croak my system, it gave it the biggest hiding of it’s poor life (apart from other dodgy scripts of mine :-)). The problem with stuff in the admin, is it can’t really be frigged with as it is the sort of thing that will get overwritten during an update.

So come on Wordpress, allow us to have 1000’s of categories and make the world a better place?

Mark All Emails as Read in Gmail

June 27th, 2008

I use a Gmail a lot and quite often I send myself lots of information as it makes a nice central storage point for wherever I will be.

It can be quite annoying though when you have loads of unread emails, which can be pretty off-putting. Gmail only seems to allow you to select emails with a tick box and then set a read. Well that is fine if you don’t have thousands of unread emails!

To set all emails as read in Gmail, simply do the following:

  1. Type the following into the Gmail search box “is:unread”
  2. Select the  “All” link below the “archive” button
  3. Click the link that says “Select all conversations that match this search”
  4. Select the  “Mark All as Read” from the drop down box

Hope that helps

I dont wanna be a gimp!

June 19th, 2008

I friends dog has mashed up it’s leg. Apparently this could render the poor pup a long term gimp. Whilst gimping about ain’t that bad I am not sure it is the life for a dog.

Take a look and more than anything, give it a small digg (I don’ mean kicking it):

Help Da Puppy

Gidget

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