Asshat SEOs Email and Form Spamming

I find myself get lots of what can only be described as asshole SEO’s who are basically preying on the the uneducated. A lot of them come from webforms also.

Here is one of many examples:

Name: BeckyJack
Message:We would like to get your website on first page of Google.All of our processes use the most ethical “white hat” Search Engine Optimization techniques that will not get your website banned or penalized.Please reply and I would be happy to send you a proposal.In order for us to respond to your request for information, please include your company’s website address (mandatory) and or phone number.

The main reason why they are retarded is that they can’t even write the spider to insert the name of the website they are posting the form too. So I would have to write back with my “mandatory” website address.

Words fail me!